Nigel Ayers - Gadgets

Use the Anti-Navigation Device to enable yourself to get lost, including at the launch pad and at several intermediate points in space. Use it to help eradicate a "feel" for which direction you are traveling as well as to unlearn which way you go out so you forget which direction you must go to return. It does little good to know which way to go which direction is which unless you have some idea of when you are lost. (Well, let's see. North is that way, South is opposite and East is that way. But which direction is the $#^%^$@* space ship?) In fact it is a good idea at the launch pad to get out your anti-navigation device and disorient the map from the terrain. Put the map so that map north is untrue and look around. Identify the direction you planned to travel and as many planets as you can, then use the anti-nav. If you don't have an anti-nav, at least do this with this anti-nav training video from the Cornwall Community Space Program and look at the stars, the stars, the stars. Be sure you forget which "direction" "you" are facing. A solid mental picture of this anti-navigation device is a good start to your trip.

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Gadgets		Anti-Navigation Device Exterminator Phoneme Machine	Mantrachanter Simple Rune Generator Ideal Husband Ideal Wife

	Anti-Navigation Device
	Use the Anti-Navigation Device to enable yourself to get lost, including at the launch pad and at several intermediate points in space. Use it to help eradicate a "feel" for which direction you are traveling as well as to unlearn which way you go out so you forget which direction you must go to return. It does little good to know which way to go which direction is which unless you have some idea of when you are lost. (Well, let's see. North is that way, South is opposite and East is that way. But which direction is the $#^%^$@* space ship?) In fact it is a good idea at the launch pad to get out your anti-navigation device and disorient the map from the terrain. Put the map so that map north is untrue and look around. Identify the direction you planned to travel and as many planets as you can, then use the anti-nav. If you don't have an anti-nav, at least do this with this anti-nav training video from the Cornwall Community Space Program and look at the stars, the stars, the stars. Be sure you forget which "direction" "you" are facing. A solid mental picture of this anti-navigation device is a good start to your trip.
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	Exterminator
	The Exterminator contains a three step sequencer which activates a sound chip found in a Doctor Who Dalek Easter egg. The voice distortion and three step sequencer agitation processes creates tiny new structures (nanostructures) which are the ‘active ingredient’ The Exterminator reorganises the body’s energy resources and directs them to the needed areas (energy management); cleans the body’s “computer” organizing and systematizing programs = registry cleaner and defragmentation (information management); breaks “energy cysts” and jump-starts regeneration programs based on feedback; increases the systemic coherence level through “organizing the energetic chaos”.
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	Phoneme Machine
	The Phoneme Machine is a Space Cornish Word Salad Generator. Space Cornish is typified by inconsistencies in the vocal and gesture instruments used to speak it. Complexity is a key concern. Overloading a component will often produce desirable effects, and thus continued reproduction of varied effects is likely. Space Cornish is concerned with developing word salads that have specific effects when eaten. These are the words that accelerate the Space Traveller, words that are unstable and incommensurable. These are words that affect the Space Traveller in beneficial ways. words that are polyrhythmic, post-Euclidian and advanced.
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	Mantrachanter
	Our Mantra Chanter May Help You to Concentrate More Easily - Try it! The Mantrachanter interacts with live bird song and traffic sound to create sacred thought or prayer to be repeated without full understanding of its meaning. Mantras may be recited as long as the batteries last. The word mantra is derived from the root 'man', used, irrespective of the sex of the person addressed, to express surprise, admiration, delight, etc., and 'tra' which is the opposite of art. We accomplish more by non-doing than by productive activity.
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	Simple Rune Generator
	Call upon the electronic divinatory power of the Simple Rune Generator to read your future, understand your past, and gain insight into your loved ones. Numerous spreads are available to the questioner. The Simple Runes generated represent distant past, near past, near future, distant future, and the present. These castings are used to interpret situations over time and predict future events with uncanny accuracy.
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	Ideal Husband Ideal Wife
	Mr and Mrs Ayers demonstrate how a simple electronic device can enhance marital bliss.
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